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Your groovy home away from home!

retrohaus isn't just a place to stay. It's a place to slow down, reconnect, and make memories.

Nestled near the heart of historic Hermann, Missouri, our lovingly restored childhood home invites you to step into a simpler, more colorful era while enjoying all the comforts of today. Originally built in 1910 and remodeled by our dad in the 1970s, the house carries a unique blend of history, personality, and nostalgia that inspired everything you'll find here today.

Whether you're gathering with family, celebrating with friends, exploring Hermann's wineries and shops, or simply relaxing on the patio with a glass of local wine, retrohaus was designed to be an experience as memorable as the village itself.

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The Haus

retrohaus is a private whole-house rental that comfortably accommodates up to six guests.

Inside you'll find:

* Three dreamy KING bedrooms

* Two stylish bathrooms, including a fun retro-inspired pink bath and a spacious Jack-and-Jill bath with a luxurious shower

* A bright and comfortable living room

* A fully equipped kitchen ready for everything from morning coffee to late-night snacks

* A funky retro bar stocked with every imaginable vintage glassware style

* A vintage stereo console and record collection for spinning old favorites

* A game cabinet filled with classic family favorites

* Wi-Fi and Roku TV when you're ready to blend a little modern convenience with your retro getaway


Thoughtfully Included For Your Stay


To make your visit a little extra special, retrohaus includes a selection of complimentary touches.

* Coffee and tea to get your mornings started right

* Bottle of wine from our famous local Stone Hill Winery for a welcome toast

* A selection of vintage candies and the iconic retro snack, Pop-Tarts!

* Root beer float fixings (A&W mugs provided, of course!)

* Popcorn (Retro popcorn popper provided, of course!)

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Comforts You'll Love
To make your visit easy and comfortable, retrohaus includes all of the following special touches you won't have to think twice about.

Whole house
  • Free WIFI
  • Fully equipped retro kitchen
  • Groovy bar area (with every imaginable funky beverage glass type!)
  • Game cabinet stocked with vintage favorites (Sorry, Scrabble, Password, Trivial Pursuit, chess, etc.)
  • Vintage stereo with loads of groovin' vinyls
  • Roku TV with Bluetooth speaker
  • Bathroom essentials: soap, shampoo/conditioner, makeup remover, q-tips, etc.
  • Vintage ironing board and iron
  • Vintage books for your reading pleasure
  • Vintage DVD player and DVDs galore
  • Vintage afghans for snuggling indoors or outdoors

Bedrooms
  • Dreamy KING beds
  • Comfy robes
  • Air conditioning/heat individually controlled in every bedroom
  • Lighted make-up mirrors
  • Hair dryers
  • White noise machines  
  • Ceiling fans
  • Cell phone chargers

Outdoors
  • Patio with dining table and chairs 
  • Propane fire-pit surrounded with retro lounge chairs
  • Propane grill with tools 
  • Covered porch with seating & awesome sunset view
  • Large grassy yard
  • Free parking

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